Well, it’s over now. The report came in and just like the rest of Trump’s life he is allowed to continue on while leaving a trail of death and destruction in his wake. I thought for sure there would be the final send off in a chopper or hands waving in the air with peace signs secretly giving the world the middle finger. Alas it wasn’t meant to be. Trump will go free along with junior, the lap dance daughter, and her douchebag husband Jared. After two years and everything we have learned during that time somehow this dark knight, the savior of our democracy, could not fit the puzzle pieces together. The Joker, the clown prince of twitter came out on top.
Looking back, I try to figure out how exactly Trump was able to get away with it. Was it the televised message to Putin to hack the DNC? Or maybe the load of documents that were dumped on WikiLeaks days after Trump said it would happen? Or the pee pee tape that Putin has in his personal safe? It’s hard to tell where things went wrong and I have to say I am not surprised. I know people that had high hopes. They truly believed that Mueller would put the pieces together and find everything to put Trump and his family away for the rest of their unnatural lives. I had my doubts and they tried to talk me out of it. I don’t want to say “I told you so.” No, instead I will play the good friend and hold you while you cry, drive you to your favorite bars and hold back your hair as you puke in despair. This kind of disappointment in life can be life changing, it’s the type of thing that turned me into the cynical son-of-a-bitch I am today. I should start printing off card to the sad bastard club right away, there are going to be millions of new members to bring in.
I bought my Yang hat today with the forgotten word “MATH” on it, a skill no one uses these days. I also picked up a yard sign to place out front so that the trump army can pick me up once he feels like he is in full control after this fiasco. I have to believe in something, don’t I? I’m putting my bet on Yang, a long shot of all long shots. The news media is already acting like Bernie will get the nomination and are looking to see who he will pick as a running mate. From how he described the perfect VP I can only assume he is trying to be the next John McCain. He described his perfect vice president as being; younger than him, progressive, and a woman. How about picking the right person for the job. Why does someone have to fit these criteria? It’s almost like he is planning to die.
Let’s not get morbid now. The seven stitches on his head was from a total accident in his shower. It’s not like old people die in the shower every year or anything. There is a long road ahead of us and for the moment I am placing my bet with a man who has a totally different message from the rest of the crowd, the only one that stands out and listens to the fly over states that these people continue to ignore. He has the same message that Trump gave, the nation is in trouble and no one cares. A least Yang is willing to try something new. Isn’t that what being progressive is all about? I hear this stupid word all the time and nobody seems to know what it means. They copy each other’s talking points and act like they were the first to come up with it. I don’t know how things are going to play out but at the moment I will say that Trump is a bigger threat now than he was before. He thinks he is invincible now and that nobody can stop him, and I don’t blame him for thinking that. He has had this investigating hovering over hi during his first two years in office and now he is free to do whatever the fuck he wants. Hide your wife, hide your kids, he’s gonna be grabbing all the pussies up in here. I would bet my last dollar on it.
The Mueller Mulligan
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