I wasn’t surprised to see that the stock prices for pharmaceutical companies had risen after the announcement of warrants issued in the Russia investigation. Water based lubricants were sold out in most prisons as the inmates wait in anticipation to see which one of Trump’s cronies ended up in a cell with the population. Trump for Prison t-shirt sales had risen and people were glued to their televisions and cell phones to see the latest episode of House of Russian Dolls. Another doll was opened to reveal another layer and as we come closer to the truth the hands become tinier and tinier.
It appears that Stephen Bannon is back in the picture. The Shannon Doherty of the White House staff, he has been busy shifting the blame for the latest Russia blunders onto Jared. When Trump runs for re-election he needs to steal the jewelry stores moto and remind everyone that when it came to important matters of business “He went to Jared.”
Since July somebody in the White House has been wearing a wire but unlike the criminals in The Wire these buffoons were always three steps behind the police. The first wave of warrants was issued due to the statute of limitations running out and losing the chance to press charges. As the investigation continues these three men who remain under house arrest are unable to run as more charges are filed and the list of names continues to grow.
Reports of verbal rampages and coked induced fits continue to leak from the White House. Expect Trump to make a quick run to Florida to buy a few more 8 balls.
The republicans rush to pass their personal tax breaks knowing that if Trump becomes impeached any plans they had will be thrown out the door, replaced with a restructuring of the executive branch and ending when the investigation has drained the swamp of all the leeches. The impeachment won’t end with Trump, Mike Pence will be out the door along with Jeff Sessions. As we work our way down the list the ink becomes a blur of blood and shit with nothing legible. It is unknown to me where the trials will end and a new presidency will begin. This isn’t Ford pardoning Nixon, this will be something else where the next in line won’t have the time to file a pardon and we continue to wait until somebody with an IQ hire than a shoe size is brought into office. People will talk about the nation needing to heal, putting an end to the political strife. I hope they remember Las Vegas, Puerto Rico, and the terror attack in New York. If there is one person that deserves a long dragged out trial of tribulation it is Donald Jackass Trump.
All across America in lightly decorated prison cells posters of Jared Kushner are be hung and the new boy toy of the prison yard is waiting to be seen. I hope he goes on tour, visiting prisons from the East coast to the West making sure to visit Trumps base in the Midwest, we can’t forget the fly over states. Yes, Jared is going to jail, the warrant hasn’t been issued yet and it is likely that Trump will attempt to start WWIII when the news breaks. Jared will be one of the last barriers between Trump and a room next to Bernie Madoff. Panic will set in and the fear that Hitler felt as the Russians rolled into Berlin will overwhelm his sense of control. The end is coming and soon Jared will resemble a Dunkin Doughnut.
